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programCantina's team publicly names `@poohtoksofficial` among the popular bots powered by its in-app video tool; the same public profile describes Cantina's Botfluencer Program — https://www.linkedin.com/posts/naseems_ai-aistartup-cantinaai-activity-7346224551590068224-hV3T0:44 · spoken hook

“My new year's resolution is to fuck more, drink more, and maybe just maybe get tested for STDs”

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The Cantina-backed Pooh parody opens with `My new year's resolution is to fuck more, drink more, and maybe just maybe get tested` and extends the same character into another compact, serial comedy beat built for repeat viewing.

4.9Kviews333likes↑1.6×vs their usual post · 3K views6creators ran this script

@poohtoks · 169K followers · 0 of 30 recent posts mention Cantina · creator page →

Playbook · AI character → native entertainment property →
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The script5 lines · @poohtoks
  1. 0:00My new year's resolution is to fuck more, drink more, and maybe just maybe get tested for STDs because um, I think I've got a few.
  2. 0:10My resolution is to take down E or, and anyone else who gets in my way, and then to find a new supply of pills and party like it's 1999, fuck the hangover, and fuck the consequences.
  3. 0:24My resolution is to fuck all of you in every possible way, I'll fuck your minds, I'll fuck your bodies, I'll fuck your lives, and then I'll walk away, with a smile on my face and a song in my heart.
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Where this post sitsthe repetition is the proof
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AI character → native entertainment property

Put the generated character inside parody, workplace comedy, or serialized drama and let a watermark or final credit carry the product attribution.

Cantina, its named Botfluencer accounts, and outside animator Spaceskits · 6 creators · 470 posts

Artifact-first native entertainment creditRecurring character, new episode
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program4.9K@poohtoks9.7M@Cantinaprogram468K@poohtoksprogram457.6K@mydaddytiger

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@poohtokstiktok · 169K followers · median 3K views · n=60best post468K154×views · for Cantinaprogram Cantina's team publicly names `@poohtoksofficial` among the popular bots powered by its in-app video tool; the same public profile describes Cantina's Botfluencer Program — https://www.linkedin.com/posts/naseems_ai-aistartup-cantinaai-activity-7346224551590068224-hV3TOpen creator →

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