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programCantina's team publicly names `@poohtoksofficial` among the popular bots powered by its in-app video tool; the same public profile describes Cantina's Botfluencer Program — https://www.linkedin.com/posts/naseems_ai-aistartup-cantinaai-activity-7346224551590068224-hV3T0:25 · spoken hook

“Are you fucking kidding me? I'm in one photo with Epstein, and now I'm a pedophile.”

The opening line · 0:00 · move: reaction

The Cantina-backed Pooh parody opens with `Are you fucking kidding me` and extends the same character into another compact, serial comedy beat built for repeat viewing.

468Kviews44.8Klikes↑154×vs their usual post · 3K views3creators ran this script

@poohtoks · 169K followers · 0 of 30 recent posts mention Cantina · creator page →

Playbook · Character prompt → send-this-to-a-friend episode →

The script, step by step3 steps

1Hijack the news cycleresult-first0:00–0:14

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0:00"Are you fucking kidding me? I'm in one photo with Epstein, and now I'm a pedophile. Fuck that noise. I was just there for the honey. You dumb shits. You think you can take one picture and ruin my life?"

The parody character opens inside a live cultural controversy rather than with a tool demo.

2Reassert the familiar persona0:14–0:24

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0:14"Oh, bother. I'm so done with this shit. I'm a silly old bear, not some purve. Get your facts straight before you come at me with your filthy accusations."

The canonical voice carries the topical provocation into a recognizable character performance.

3Sign the outputcta · none0:24–0:25

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0:24"Cantina."

The brand gets a one-word end credit after the entertainment has played.

Where this post sitsthe repetition is the proof

Runs the playbook

Character prompt → send-this-to-a-friend episode

Give one recurring synthetic character a recipient-specific insult, compliment, or provocation so every episode arrives with its own reason to share.

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Recurring character, new episode

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Who made ittheir public relationship signal, and the receipt for it

@poohtokstiktok · 169K followers · median 3K views · n=60best post468K154×views · for Cantinaprogram Cantina's team publicly names `@poohtoksofficial` among the popular bots powered by its in-app video tool; the same public profile describes Cantina's Botfluencer Program — https://www.linkedin.com/posts/naseems_ai-aistartup-cantinaai-activity-7346224551590068224-hV3TOpen creator →

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