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UnknownA public page only proves Fi product attribution; the commercial relationship is unverified — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKA_jAyLMFA0:38 · spoken hook

“Benji don't you even even think about it. Can I help? Thanks my dog is such a scam”

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A pet owner uses a comic city-walk monologue about her off-leash dog to introduce Fi as reassurance for tracking his location, health and habits.

2views—likes↑0.3×vs their usual post · 7 views—creators ran this script

@Linda Simpson · — followers · 1 of 48 recent posts mention Fi · creator page →

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The script6 lines · @Linda Simpson
  1. 0:00Benji don't you even even think about it. Can I help? Thanks my dog is such a scam
  2. 0:05I tread these walks in the city. He hates to be leashed. Thank God I invested in a five-smart collar so I can track him
  3. 0:14He knows he can run, but he can't hide that little shit to think I skipped yoga for this good thing
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@Linda Simpsonyoutube · — followers · median 7 views · n=43best post20.3×views · for FiUnknown A public page only proves Fi product attribution; the commercial relationship is unverified — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKA_jAyLMFAOpen creator →

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