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UnknownThe description says the profile is a real Hinge account and “The sponsored segment isn’t a real sponsor, it’s just a bit,” but no public evidence establishes or rules out a commercial relationship with Hinge. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_jzBq1Hjfg2:13 · spoken hook

“Hello and welcome to my hinge. I'm going to give you a few good reasons why you should date me.”

The opening line · 0:00 · move: creator-claim

A creator turns his real Hinge profile into a deliberately chaotic personal ad, stacking absurd dating promises, lifestyle details, music taste, and a direct plea to match.

101views10likes—vs their usual post · — views—creators ran this script

@Blake Postak · — followers · creator page →

The script, step by step17 lines

The script17 lines · @Blake Postak

0:00Hello and welcome to my hinge. I'm going to give you a few good reasons why you should date me.
0:04Number one, I'll make sure that you get drunk very often. Number two, if I ever see that you have a
0:09booger on your nose, I'll get it for you. Number three, on date night, you don't have to worry

14 more linesmembers read and copy every script on the site

Who made ittheir public relationship signal, and the receipt for it

@Blake Postakyoutube · — followers · median — views · n=—best post101views · for HingeUnknown The description says the profile is a real Hinge account and “The sponsored segment isn’t a real sponsor, it’s just a bit,” but no public evidence establishes or rules out a commercial relationship with Hinge. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_jzBq1HjfgOpen creator →

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