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“"Send this video to a sus person."”

“Uh, I just wanted to say Merry Christmas, but specifically only to the people who always wash their hands with soap after using the toilet.”

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“If someone sent you this video, that means they think you smell like poop and need to find a shower immediately.”

“Hello there, mentally ill human. Did you wash your hands after going to the toilet today?”

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“If someone sent you this video, that means you're a beta who needs to lock in and go to the gym,”

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“- Send this video to your favorite unemployed person.”

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“"Send this video to someone who's overly dramatic.”

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“Hey there, chronically online human being, do you feel like you're failing at life?”

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“Here's what to say to your crush if you want to impress them.”

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“Hey there, you mentally ill human. I'm so proud that you managed to stay mentally stable for”

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“Hey, there stinky smelly human. This is just your daily reminder that deodorant is not optional, so please use some or stay the fuck away from me.”

“Why do I sense that you didn't wash your hands after using the bathroom?”

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“"Hey there, you loud ass yapper. I just wanted to let you know that it's okay to use your inside voice sometimes."”

“The person who sent you this video thinks you're an idiot who doesn't have a brain, which is actually good news.”

“The person who sent you this video wanted to let you know that they can smell your crusty,”

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“It's two a.m. so you better go to sleep right now otherwise I'm gonna touch your feet.”

“Why are people so addicted to vaping? Is oxygen not good enough for you?”

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“If someone sent you this video, that means one thing and one thing only, that you're”

“If someone sent you this video then it's time to go to bed, because every time you tell yourself you're gonna fix your sleep schedule, you never do, and end up going to bed at 4am, which is clearly an abuse of free will, and might even suggest you have insomnia or an addiction to your phone.”

“Did you know that one in three people don't shower regularly, meaning if I shower regularly and you shower regularly then the person you sent this video to doesn't shower.”

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“The person who sent you this video thinks you're sus.”

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“Send this video to a friend who doesn't have a Valentine this year.”

“Send this video to your crush who gives mixed signals.”

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“People say touch grass like it's the cure to everything, but honestly, some people need way more than that.”

“"Send this to someone you miss. Oh, baby, I miss you so much. I miss you so much. I can't”

“"Hey Besties, remember they can't use you if you're useless.”

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“"Hey there, my nonchalant kings and queens," just a reminder, "that being nonchalant and unemployed doesn't pay the bills, and your wallet is looking kind of empty right now."”

“Hey there, mentally ill human. I'm so proud that you managed to stay mentally stable for seven minutes today. Congrats.”

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“The person who sent you this video either wants to see you oiled up in their bedroom,”

“This is just your daily reminder that suffering from mental illness doesn't give you the excuse to act like an asshole.”

“Would you rather choose option A and never feel tired again or pick option B and never”

“Send this video to someone you find attractive.”

“Stop right there, you stinky smelly human.”

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“All that mocking and mewing just to end up with no bitches.”

“The person who sent you this video wants you to know that they might not agree with everything that you say,”

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“The person who sent you this video thinks that you get no hose and also suspects that you might swing the other way, which is totally okay, because being gay means you totally slay, you know?”

“Send this video to a family member.”

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“I love mentally ill people sometimes, because they always keep you on the edge of your seat.”

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“Send this video to someone you would like to be friends with.”

“Hello stinky smelly human. I'm here to remind you to wash your ass today as it seems like you keep forgetting and people are starting to notice the smell. If you don't, I will revoke your booty hole privileges so no more pooping for you.”

“"My crystal ball says you still have unresolved mommy and daddy issues.”

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“Whoever sent you this video wants you to know to keep smiling because you're beautiful,”

“Send this video to a person with a big round belly.”

“Hey there, again, pregnant-looking human, are you pregnant or did you just eat too much McDonald's last night?”

“In today's video, I'm going to teach you how to stop being a mentally ill human being.”

“Send this video to someone who owes you money.”

“Instead of investing all your time into trying to crack fine shit, maybe you should invest your time”

“Hey there my favorite humans.”

“"The person who sent you this video wants to lock you in their basement because they're obsessed with you and everything you do to the point where they love you more than our bees. Monster energy drinks. Mr. Beast, matcha tea and video games, their love might seem a little possessive and creepy.”

“this is your daily reminder that stranger danger is still a thing because some of you are very”

“I am never following my heart again. That organ is dumb as fuck.”

“No, me and him are not the same, but we are related though.”

“Send this video to someone who's always been there for you.”

“Send this video to a guy who can't grow any facial hair or whose hairline is receding.”

“Send this video to a time-waster.”

“If this video gets 100 likes, and you see it, then you have to quit vaping or gooning for 6-7 months.”

“Hey there! Mentally unstable human.”

“If someone sent you this video, that means you're an insecure person.”

“in the toilet too long. Bro, if the poop isn't coming, don't blame yourself. Sometimes life is hard,”

“Send this video to someone you're smarter than.”

“Send this video to someone you've cracked before.”

“Send this video to a toxic and manipulative person.”

“Send this video to someone who enjoys farting in public.”

“If you're seeing this video, then this is your sign to not go through with that stupid idea”

“As your unofficial doctor, I diagnose you with a massive forehead, which is weird because”

“There are plenty of fish in the sea for you to catch, but if you ever come across one that has blue hair,”

“Send this video to your crush.”

“If this video appeared on your feed, then you are safe.”

“Hey sis, I astral projected myself onto your 4u page to tell you to stop over sharing.”

“Send this video to someone who loves star signs and collecting crystals.”

“Send this video to a creepy weirdo. Hey there you little freak. I know being whimsical, fun, and weird makes you feel special and unique.”

“Send this video to someone who goes out way too much.”

“Send this video to someone who you've never seen poop or fart before.”

“Send this video to someone always in the gym.”

“Send this video to your best friend.”

“Send this video to a random friend.”

“The person who sent you this video thinks you get no hose,”

“Send this video to your favorite work bestie.”

“Hey there, human! Just a daily reminder that that really hot, bipolar, mentally ill, self-destructive,”

“Send this video to someone who's way too political.”

“You've been single all year and still somehow went through relationship problems.”

“Would you rather go through the Red Door and live in a world where you're famous and known worldwide but not rich?”

“Send this video to someone you want to unblock.”

“Send this video to someone you want some money from.”

“(upbeat music)”

“This is your daily reminder to cancel all your free trial subscriptions, as they're probably coming to an end soon.”

“The person who sent you this video wants you to know that if you don't send them $10 within the next 24 hours,”

“(upbeat music)”

“Send this video to someone who never stops talking.”

“As you're unofficial doctor, I diagnose you with an addiction to six-seven memes.”

“A good jawline is like the sharp edge of an empty wallet.”

“Send this video to someone with lactose intolerance.”

“Send this video to someone who is always late. Hello there. I wanted to ask, how were you the fastest sperm cell since you never show up on time?”

“Breaking news. The person who sent you this video is trying to crack, and maybe you should”

“Send this video to a dirty cheater.”

“Send this video to someone who needs to hear this.”

“Constipation is just a physical manifestation of the emotional blockages we all suffer from.”

“If you're not scared, then send this video to someone whose toes you'd suck on for Valentine's Day.”

“Hey humans, welcome to the Motion of the Ocean podcast!”

“If you're not scared, then send this to someone you think is evil.”

“Send this video to someone with a high body count.”

“The person who sent you this video wants to know how your forehead is so big, but your”

“Anxiety is your fucking friend. Let's ride this wave of anxiety together, woohoo, yeah!”

“Please God, let the person who's watching this video right now take a shower and make their private parts no longer stink like the fish of the seven seas.”

“Send this video to someone addicted to dating, "Hey there, you player! Did you know that you don't have to date every single person you meet, nor do you have to gaslight, manipulate, or warm your way into their hearts? Your roster is the size of a small country, and your body count seems to increase every day.”

“(upbeat music)”

“Send this video to a Simp.”

“I know someone out there is pooping right now because I can smell it through the screen.”

“Why do you poop and piss so loudly, to the point where everyone can hear?”

“"Send this video to a Simp."”

“♪ And you don't seem to understand ♪”

“Send this video to someone who never uses social media.”

“Did you know that if stupid people didn't exist in the world,”

“I know you've done absolutely nothing productive today, but who gives a shit?”

“Send this video to a backstabbing snake.”

“Send this video to a fat shud.”

“Send this video to your male friends.”

“Send this video to a person you think is slightly autistic.”

“They say money is the root of all evil, but so is my student debt. So if anyone's trying to buy feet picks, let me know”

“Hey soldier! Your daily objective for today's mission is to remind somebody to poop today”

“Only good boys will get this video on their for you page, so if you're watching this, then it's already too late.”

“Send this video to someone who poops, never flushes, and leaves the toilet clogged.”

“Mawging, a delicate art like nibbling on the fins of a rival shark, it's a game of subtle dominance.”

“Send this video to your mom or dad.”

“My crystal ball is detected at disturbance within your bowels digestive system.”

“Hey girl, put your phone down. Your screen time is way too high. It's time to face the real world and stop procrastinating because your bank account looks kinda empty right now.”

“Hey there, cutie-patootie. I am the cutie-patootie verifier and I can sense there's some cutie in your patootie.”

“Remember humans just because they might have a fat ass doesn't mean they are less likely to kill you”

“Send this video to someone whose poop and farts smell disgusting.”

“Welcome to episode one of the Motion in the Ocean podcast.”

“Send this video to someone who needs to get their ass whooped or beat.”

“Send this video to someone with a nice butt!”

“Hello, Princess. I hear it's your birthday.”

“The person who sent you this video just wants to be a part of your symphony, so will you hold them tight and not let go?”

“Hey humans, welcome to the Motion of the Ocean podcast. Today we have special guest, Dirty”

“"The act of gooning is surrendering to the void. It's also a freeway to pass time without spending money as everything feels expensive in this economy, but gooning truly is a willing abandonment of control."”

“Send this video to a little liar. Hi there, you manipulative human.”

“Send this video to someone who's always awake and barely ever sleeps, go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep, a little baby, go to sleep, go to sleep, it is Googoo time for you.”

“The issue with you digging in your butt twin is that it can lead to you unearthing a buried”

“If you're seeing this video, or someone sent it to you, that means they think that you're sweeter than sugar.”

“Send this video to a big-backed, chronically online, long-throated, not-goated food inhaler.”

“Send this video to someone who's freakier than P. Diddy.”

“Send this video to your crush. Hey there, you little crushy-wushy. The person who sent you this video was wondering if you'd be interested in watching the back rooms movie with them, and then maybe later on taking some back shots, because they think you have a nice bubble butt that jiggles really nicely. However, they like your personality more than your jiggly parts. So please date them because they're hell-alongly, and you live in their head rent-free.”

“I can smell your brain rot through the screen, ah, the sweet stench of decay, like a carcass on the ocean floor, attracting all manner of scavengers like tongue tongue sahur, and I'm curious can you feel your own brain rotting, like a fish eaten away by parasites, or is it just a pleasant numbness?”

“Welcome to the Motion of the Ocean podcast. Today we have special guest Pee-Goo again.”

“Send this video to someone who smells like fish.”

“Be honest with me, smelly human. If your friends knew your Google search history, would your friends still be friendly with you, or would they reject you for being a professional gooner?”

“Stop digging in your butt twin your fingers are starting to smell like shit”

“Send this video to a tall person, hey there, you walking skyscraper.”

“Twirking is a mesmerizing display of flesh and movement, like a school of fish darting through the water, each one a whirlwind of color and energy.”

“Send this video to someone you've cracked before.”

“This video is your sign to confess your love to that one person you've been checking out all week.”

“Send this video to the most boring and driest texture you know.”

“Hello, you tick-tock addicted smelly stinky brain-wrotted human. I am here to save you from your brain rot as I am the brain rot saver”

“Hey stinky smelly human, why do you give off the vibe that you like pineapple on pizza and also enjoy using public bathrooms?”

“I hold long-term strategic revenge plans to undermine and destroy my enemies with how alpha”

“This video is for unemployed people, so if you have a job, just keep scrolling.”

“The hunt for a wifey material girlfriend is a never-ending quest, like searching for a”

“To catch the girl of your dreams in this vast ocean, you have to use the right bait.”

“Stop gooning before you lose Penar privileges, or I will call the evil Penar taker to revoke your Penar access, so you better stop ha ha ha.”

“Hey girl, that ass is already fat enough. Okay, so please leave the squat racks for people who actually need it”

“This video is only for rich people, so if you're broke, keep scrolling.”

“Welcome to the Motion of the Ocean Podcast. Today we have special guest 6/7.”

“Revenge is a dish best served cold, but what's the point of serving it at all when the hunger for vengeance can consume you whole, leaving only a hollow shell of what once was...”

“"The attractiveness of only fans' models, bobs, and thoughts is like the bioluminescent”

“To poop or not to poop, that is the question the average human asks themselves on a regular basis.”

“Oh my God, it's nearly Halloween. Why don't you try dressing up as someone attractive for once in your life?”

“Welcome to the Motion of the Ocean podcast. Today we have special guest,”

“Hey, Divas. For Halloween, you should dress up as either a stable relationship or accountability, because a lot of y'all seem allergic and scared to death of those things.”

“You can't escape the matrix if your rents do on the first of every month.”

“There's no point in getting a girlfriend because it's like reeling in a big fish, only to throw it back into the sea. They'll always leave.”

“Send this video to someone who overreacts to everything and's always tweaking.”

“Making money is like diving for pearls and a sea of crap, you never know what you'll find.”

“Hey there, you smelly human. I know you're stressing about getting laid, getting a job, and making money.”

“Let's cut to the chase.”

“Welcome to the Motion of the Ocean podcast today and with the scariest guests we've had so far, Mr. Job application.”

“The lion does not concern himself with that sharp pain in his chest, he randomly gets”

“Welcome to the Motion of the Ocean podcast, episode 5.”

“Breaking news. The person seeing this video is probably been a little bitch for a really long time.”

“The lion does not concern himself with his sleep schedule in Somnia Builds character.”

“Hey there stinky smelly human. My hygiene routine is just vibes deodorant and poop.”

“Welcome to the Motion of the Ocean Podcast episode 7.”

“"Ayo girl I already know you feelin' me like be real or you Wi-Fi cuz I swear I'm connected to you right now."”

“I hacked into your rose toy and learned you like to disrespect clankers.”

“It's okay that your only accomplishment today was being a cute little gay lesbian.”

“It's Halloween. You should dress up as a job application, because a job is one of the scariest things to unemployed people nowadays.”

“Welcome to the Motion of the Ocean Podcast, episode six.”

“For Halloween you should dress up as loyalty or commitment since people of this generation are afraid of committing to anything, apart from suicide.”

“I have hacked into your vape pen evily. If you don't want me to evily deny you vape pen privileges, then quit vaping right now.”

“Send this video to the freakiest person you know.”

“Emergency alert queens, the government just declared your face a public distraction because it's too sexy.”

“I love men. Who can k-pop dance?”

“Did you just fart and let your sweet fragrance out?”

“Remember humans. Not all relationships will lead to marriage.”

“Alright, let's get straight to it. Here are three lines that never fail.”

“cringe worthy is my love language so here's a pickup line that sure to make you roll your eyes”

“Whoever sent you this video wants you to stop being such a freak in the sheets and in the virtual discord and Instagram streets before you end up pregnant with five different baby daddies.”

“Hey, there's sexy mama think you can handle my light skin, Rizmagic?”

“Please God help anyone who sees this video to poop correctly, as I sense they've been pooping”

“Hello, princess. I hear what's your buff today.”

“Sliding into the DMs is an art form, like navigating a ship through treacherous waters,”

“All right guys, you've watched way too much TikTok. It's time to get off your phone and go to the gym.”

“I'm a master of the Riz game, always on the prowl for someone who can keep up with my level of charm and charisma.”

“Whoever sent you this video wants you to know that they think you're trapped and you need help, or maybe facial reconstruction surgery.”

“Well, well looks like you just stumbled across the resort of Oz, the light skinned wizard with a little too much Rizz in his spell book.”

“Why do I smell blood? Are you on your period twin? Don't worry. Get yourself a hot water bottle. Those cramps will be over soon”

“"You want this Alpha's Discord? Well, I've got a private server just for you, my e-kitten.”

“In going to give you a good night forehead kiss, whether you like it or not, there's no escaping this.”

“Every Gymbro's biggest enemy isn't laziness, it's leg day and the fear of emotional intimacy.”